… in my underwear. Watching Romeo + Juliet with the kid.

This. This is Summer Vacay (and the only perk about not having a real job, yet)

(Edit: I’m EATING the Fruity O’s, they aren’t IN my underwear, I am. Jeez I hate when people read over my shoulder)

… so she pops “Up” in the DVD player and says, “welp, you better go start dinner or something- you know how this movie makes you cry!”

Little shit

Every time I watch Chasing Amy I fall in love with this song a little bit more …

… and out of love with Ben Affleck more and more and more

You can’t handle shit like this:

So, at Target there were a number if kids running around unattended (as per usual) but one little boy in particular stood out in that his brother kept trying to convince him that if he wanted (the toy) he had to stop running off… He was pretty insistent, the brother, so I’m betting HIS toy was at stake too. As I’m leaving I see the dad and two boys walking out sans toys. The littler boy was muttering about how stupid the dad is.. then with a death glare says “I’m GOING to get that gun. And then I’m going to kick your ass”. O_o Dad just ignored him- he was texting or something..

Srsly people, teach your kids to take no for an answer, some self control and for fucks sake a little discipline goes a LONG WAY!!

bashiebat:

Taken with instagram

Death by cupcake?

ragecollection:

The Reason We All Use Febreeze

Those commercials are the biggest load of “oh, it smells great in this old stinky house” bullshit ever. If you have cats, no amount of that shit is gonna cover it up!

(via tabithaloves-you)

darksilenceinsuburbia:

~artfactotum / Yuri Laptev. The Butterfly Effect.

ealasaidh:

gearsngarters:

So in addition to Avenger Cupcakes, I’m now gonna make Avenger cocktails.

Drunk and Fat. What a way to go…

Holy balls.

OK, so first my bf poured us Captain Americas:

Then he made us Agent Coulsons:

Then I tweeted about the Agent Coulsons.

THEN CLARK GREGG RETWEETED ME. OH MY GOD.

brbdying

I didnt think the drink would actually DO that?!?! WHAT IS THIS WIZARDRY?!!

I’ve already thrown my book across a room, flipped a table, cried, cursed this world and all of the families in it, and swore that Id never smile again T_T